London has existed for over 2000 years, surviving through conflict after conflict, standing strong after the blitz and rebuilding itself even stronger. It seems nothing could tear this wonderful capital down, right? Wrong. London is doomed if these birds ever decide that they've had enough being held captive at the Tower of London.
I assume that these birds must feel very powerful at having the existence of an entire capital resting on their shoulders. They are essentially the tiny deities of London, if they are not appeased who knows what could happen. One wrong move from the raven keeper and the destruction of an entire city will be his fault. Personally, that's a bit too much workplace stress for me.
Though I wonder, how exactly London shall fall if these Ravens were to declare its destruction. Perhaps, St. Paul's Cathedral will crumble to dust.
Maybe the fake London bridge will fall as well.
What if Big Ben breaks free of Elizabeth Tower?
And the gold of the Victoria memorial melts into the river Thames.
Worst of all, every statue in London will be free of bird poop, except for Churchill's.
These Londoners better treat their ravens right, or they may live to regret it.
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